it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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