im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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