It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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