i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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