I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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