scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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