If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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