Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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