Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
