some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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