Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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