hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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