People with herpes should wear stickers.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Sorry about my life...
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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