cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
