what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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