Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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