so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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