Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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