I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
