it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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