I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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