Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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