So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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