If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
this just has baby written all over it
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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