dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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