Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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