If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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