oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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