she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Mom said you looked used
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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