Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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