But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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