Is it normal to miss your booty call?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
