Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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