i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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