honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
