I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Woke up backwards on a recliner
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
