yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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