i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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