whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
