But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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