We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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