I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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