It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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