Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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