she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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