I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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