Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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