you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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