With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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