I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
this just has baby written all over it
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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